Orgy

House Freedom Caucus Members Want Madison Cawthorn to “Name Names” After Explosive DC Swamp Coke, Orgy Claims

Earlier this week, Gop Rep. Madison Cawthorn (NC) sat down for an explosive interview where he spilled the beans about the DC Swamp’s depraved debauchery that allegedly sees politicians regularly participating in cocaine-fueled benders and wild orgies. Cawthorn discussed being invited to orgies by the DC elites and seeing politicians that he “looked up to”…

There is No Evidence that Supreme Court Justice John Roberts Flew on Lolita Express to Orgy Island

We’ve uncovered evidence today that Supreme Court Justice John Roberts did not fly on the Lolita Express to Orgy Island in March of 2010 and February of 2011. An individual by the name of Jonathan McGreevy (a convicted felon who claims without proof he holds advanced degrees)  has used the name Ryan Dark White and…

Pennsylvania Orgy Enthusiasts Can Stay Safe Using These Five Simple Tips

Pennsylvania orgy enthusiasts having trouble reconciling their intense desire for group sex with fears over COVID-19 safety, fear not. Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine Health Secretary Rachel Levine and the Department of Health have your back – and front, issuing guidelines for safe sex during COVID-19. Approximately halfway down the Department of Health’s “Safer Sex…

“Washington Is Exhausted”: Swamp Gears Up For Post-Trump Power Orgy

Washington elites are breathing a sigh of relief, as power players on both sides of the aisle gear up for ‘business as usual’ following a four-year disruption in swamp-activities – thanks to one Donald J. Trump, whose perhaps prematurely anticipated departure from the Oval Office has the DC establishment licking their chops. “The classic friendly-rivals…