Democrats bet big on the January 6th hearings and things aren’t working out as planned.
The ratings for the hearings are terrible even though they’re airing them at prime time, and most Americans seem to have just moved on.
Greg Gutfeld talked about this in a recent monologue that’s very funny. He takes some ruthless shots at Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger as well.
… you ever heard of the word “thirsty” as it’s used in current slang?
It’s not like wanting a beer. It’s what the kids say to express an obvious desire for attention. So you do stuff to get noticed. It’s like people who post shirtless photos of themselves, or people who fake an arrest or people who wear repulsive jackets. Don’t egg him on.
But you know who’s really thirsty? This weepy fella. I keep waiting for him to pull out a doll to show where Trump touched him. That’s disgusting. Then there’s this lady, man is she cold. In D.C. when they deliver donor organs to the hospital, they place them under her armpit. Now, that’s cold. And of course, there’s the Dems who are super thirsty. I bet they ate worms to impress people in grade school and to fight climate change. Hence, that primetime Jan six hearing last night. Did you watch it? Me either. I watched a celebrity edition of Chopped. I saw Snooki lose a nose ring and her bouillabaisse. But no, you have a life, unlike them. So here’s a recap of the hearing.
True, while you were making dinner, playing with your kids or playing with your dinner and making kids, these thirsty bozos were trying to attract attention to their lost cause. You know, it’s like those phone calls I get from Doocy to go on nature hikes. Dude, I know what that’s about. You can count me in.
But, boy, did the hearings backfire for their party and for Joe. How badly? Well, like people turning away when Lance Armstrong strips, they took their eyes off the ball. While they focused all their limited IQs on destroying Trump, the current president is now less popular than chlamydia. But despite all the bad things they say about Trump, he was more popular after January 6th than Biden is now. It’s amazing.