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BERLIN — The war having turned against him, Biden has reportedly taken a cyanide capsule in an underground bunker. Biden holed up here in hopes of l…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 44
MOSCOW — Biden’s forces hit a major stumbling block Friday as they were unable to reach USSR’s capital of Moscow before the harsh Siberian winter we…
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BERLIN — Biden announced last evening the signing of the Tripartite Pact, a military alliance that solidifies the union of our nation’s military wit…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 53
PARIS — France surrendered to Biden Friday after a brutal battle that lasted minutes. While there was little resistance to the Biden regime, not all…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 43
BERLIN — Biden has announced a “defensive war” against Poland, after claiming that Poland had acted as the aggressor and launched unprovoked attacks…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 52
BERLIN — Supreme Führer Joe Biden signed a nonaggression pact with Polish Leaders this morning, causing world leaders everywhere to breathe easy. “…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 87
BERLIN — In a unifying speech last night, President Joe Biden announced new measures against groups that threaten the nation’s foundations. Biden ex…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 142
BERLIN — During his speech last night, Biden abolished the office of the president and named himself Supreme Führer. “It is with great reluctance t…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 67
BERLIN — Biden announced today the establishment of a secret police force known as the Geheime Staatspolizei, or Gestapo for short. The police force…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 69
BERLIN — Biden has announced a new program for youngsters called Biden Youth. The program is designed to remove kids from their parent’s influence a…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 74
LANDSBERG — President Joe Biden has announced the release of an autobiographical memoir entitled My Struggle, detailing his strategic plans for grow…
WORLD · SEP 2, 2022 · 51
VIENNA — Joe Biden was rejected from the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts Friday after failing his second entrance exam. Professor Alois Delug said Biden…
